My mom was trying to tell me that she had been using a lot of laundry soap lately, but my kids were in the room. She had intended to say she'd been going through it "like **** through a goose." But instead she said she'd been going through laundry soap "like a goose through a wood chipper!" What a picture that evokes! I know this is totally random and gross, too, but I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING about it! Feathers and gore everywhere!!!!!!!!